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Sleep well... Women don't sweat, they glisten. Women don't fart, they expel odourless and discreet windy pops. Women don't belch and burp in the company of others, they politely excuse themselves and go outside, whereupon they gently hiccup and women definitely don't snore, they... in fact, they do snore. very loudly as a lot of their mail sleeping partners will attest. but ladies, where's the shame in it, when you can now lay down those Richter registering zeds while wearing this incredibly stylish 100% silk sleeps mask?
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